WELL HELLO BEAUTIFUL BABY.

I just became unemployed for the first time since I got out of college. This is the random shit I've decided to do with my life as a result. Some of these things have been childhood dreams, some wild fantasies, and most others just whims. Crazy enough to follow my gut and impulses without worrying what others may think, but sane enough to not die or get arrested in the process.

I think I'm supposed to be concerned that I don't have a stable source of income, but I'd rather have fun and experiment with random shit instead. And do odd jobs for cash. Yes, just the sort of thinking that will land my ass in a cardboard box next week. 

So I was going off again about one of my "brilliant" and random ideas I had in store for me and my friends, and my buddy Switzerland, characteristically being of sound mind, said he'd give me 1 year of this foolishness before he'd lecture me about getting a real job. Unless, that is, one of my looney projects actually takes. One year is pretty generous. And to make it official, I had him draft up his proposal:

"blah blah blah"

I'm a strange mofo. And the world is a gigantic playground that I must explore. It's always better when you can drag your friends into the embarrassing mix with you. Peace.

 

Contact Info:

1 Cardboard Box
San Francisco, CA 94109

The image was taken on my first day of homelessness. 

::: Anything you see on this site is for sale, including any of my friends. My time is for sale too, if you want to hire this ninja for odd jobs. Just know I'll probably want to document it. :::